Superstar Fixture Joy

Superstar leaders were cock-a-hoop after the Dodgers AGM controversially agreed to grant the club four fixtures next season. Superstars have been in decline for many years and can now only really compete effectively in six-a-side tournaments - and even then only when their prima donna players are given special leave. As a result, many new Dodgers members wanted to reduce the number of fixtures; against them were traditionalists who enjoyed ten-wicket victories. Following a heated debate, a proposal to grant the Rats four fixtures "to provide opportunities for fringe and elderly players" was approved on the casting vote of the Chairman.

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