Dodgers v Ombudsman

Shock injury drama as Dodgers break losing streak. A stronger Dodgers side easily overwhelmed an 8-man Parliamentary Ombudsman team last night in a match filled with drama and excitement. Halfway through his opening over, and already one wicket up (to one of three miraculous catches from occasional fielder Guy Westhead), John Cooper was floored by a returned ball which jumped up off a ridge on a shockingly unprepared Chiswick wicket. Bravely staying to cheer his team to victory, Cooper's attempt to emulate last week's injury hero John Hilary resulted in only partial disfigurement.

Hopefully his other half will allow him to continue to bowl without a helmet...