30 July 1996

Dodgers v DSS Stats

Tuesday, 30th July 1996
Dodgers verses DSS Stats
20 over game
Chiswick

MATCH STATISTICS

Dodgers won the toss and elected to field
DSS Stats 57-5 (S Bennett 42 - Hilary 3-18)

MATCH ABANDONED - RAIN

DODGERS MAN OF THE MATCH - HENRY HILARY

There is not much point sitting up in bed at 11.30pm writing a report about a match that did not happen, but I will try anyway!!

Basically, we bowled 16 overs and it pissed down with rain almost the whole time, before the sensible opposition batsmen walked off having had enough. Yours truly, who personified a barking mad Englishman, wanted to carry on but no one else was interested. Lynton Sharp and Peter Harry jointly won the wet t-shirt (and trousers) competition, both resplendent in their saturated see-thru whites. I think I have managed to fill enough of the page already, so I might as well write about what little play there was.

We bowled and fielded very well. Man of the shortened match, Henry Hillary, bowled very well (again) picking up three wickets. Eddie Clarkson, relaxed after his long rest in Turkey took two exceptional catches. The second one diving low to his right was outstanding. All bowled well including Phil McBarron who graced us with his presence half way through the overs, having played all afternoon for another team against Superstars (as did Henry). Overall, it was disappointing not to be able to finish a match we probably would have won. I would just like to say thanks to the team for staying so long on the field in appalling conditions.

Finally, this was my last match of the season as captain and I now hand over to Phil McBarron, who has the unenviable task of leading the team against the Department of National Heritage next week. Good luck Phil, you are going to need it!

Finally, finally, next week also sees the Great British Beer Festival at Olympia. I hope you will all be able to go. Phil and myself would like to see as many of you as possible there both Thursday evening and Friday afternoon. Happy drinking!!

Cheers

JOHN ADEY

21 July 1996

Dodgers v Energy Exiles

Sunday, 21st July 1996
Dodgers verses Energy Exiles
40 over game
Overton Park (Sutton)

MATCH STATISTICS

Energy Exiles won the toss and batted first
Energy Exiles: 174 all out (Bradshaw 44 - McBarron 3-28, Hillary 3-30, Ferris 3-44)
Dodgers: 129 all out (Priest 45, Adey 18 - Bunton 4-28)

DODGERS LOSE BY 45 RUNS

DODGERS MAN OF THE MATCH - NEIL PRIEST

Dodgers poor run continues. On a very hot and sunny day we were beaten by a much better team, even though we fielded three Superstars, Paul Hogg, Tony Whitrod and Gary Bartholomew.

The Exiles batted very well against some good Dodgers bowling led by Phil McBarron and Henry Hillary. Numerous edges flew through the slip area but no one could hang on. Yours truly rounded off a miserable bowling performance (2 overs for 17) by inexcusably dropping a skier. Overall, it was not a very good fielding performance, and made the bowler’s efforts even more creditable.

Like their batting, all the Exiles looked like good bowlers as well. New opening partnership Neil Priest (man of the match again) and captain Adey put on 82 for the first wicket, unfortunately it took 28 overs. Although trying hard I could not seem to get out and stayed 29 overs for 18. Jim eat your heart out ! Wickets fell regularly after that and we fell some way short as the later batsmen had an impossible task. Off spinner Bunton was the main beneficiary taking four wickets.

On a happier note, it was an enjoyable way to spend a Sunday afternoon, even though I was too knackered to go to work Monday. Finally, many thanks to Jude for doing the scoring (again) and Cianne for fielding for the opposition.

Regards

JOHN ADEY

10 July 1996

Sports Day 1996

Wednesday 10 July 1996
DOETRA Sportsday
Six-A-Side Competition

MATCH STATISTICS

Quarter Final: v HSE Bootle

HSE Bootle won the toss and elected to field
Dodgers: 59 (Priest 20, McBarron 20)
HSE Bootle: 42 (Adey 1-2, Atkinson 1-6, Ferris 0-6)

DODGERS WON BY 17 RUNS

Semi Final: v Highway Robbers

Highway Robbers won the toss and elected to bat
Highway Robbers: 44(Adey 1-7, Ferris 0-5)
Dodgers: 40 (McBarron 17)

HIGHWAY ROBBERS WON BY 4 RUNS

When we entered the Sportsday Six-A-Side competition for the first time many of us doubted whether we would even be drawn out of the hat to play, let alone actually win a match - but in the end we could have won the whole competition.

What can only be described as piss-poor organisation of the tournament by DOETRA failed to ruin the day for the Dodgers ("The Magnificent Seven...?") and the numerous people who turned up to cheer us on. The format was straightforward: each side to bat for five overs, with each outfielder having to bowl one over.

We could have had a bye into the semi-finals as the HSE Bootle 1st VI failed to make it and the organiser at first refused to let their football team take part instead because they had no kit - a rather odd notion as he had already allowed one team with no kit a bye into the semi-finals! When we insisted that we would rather play anybody than sit around doing nothing all afternoon he relented and thank God we won! A decent batting performance by McBarron and Priest saw us reach 59, the second highest total of the day, but the HSE footballers turned out to be rather better opponents that we had thought and the game was tight until the third over when John Adey took a wicket with his first ball and kept Bootle to only two runs. Some clean hitting in the last over off Phil McBarron was too little too late for Bootle and Dodgers ran out comfortable winners in the end.

On to the semi-final and a clash with the Highway Robbers (Highways Agency in disguise). The Robbers won the toss and surprisingly elected to bat. Although we allowed them to steal a couple of overthrows the fielding and bowling was very tight and we restricted them to a very gettable 44. Mark Ferris bowled exceptionally well and John Adey again took a wicket with his first ball, at the same time ruining any chance of an SEO job in the Highways Agency as it was Lawrie Haynes!

Unfortunately the luck and umpiring decisions were against us (plus they did bowl pretty well...) and it wasn’t to be. Good batting for the second time in the day by Phil McBarron saw us get with one good hit of victory but we couldn't quite manage it - especially disappointing as the Robbers lost the final to Erotica from Bedford by just 3 runs - and we certainly would have been in with a shout.

All in all it was a very enjoyable day for the seven players (Priest, McBarron, Adey, Matthews, Atkinson, Harry and Ferris) who took part in the two games and the evening session was pretty memorable as well (at least I think I remember most of it.....has anyone lost a traffic cone...?). Those of us who played were also pleased to see so many people turn out to support us (from Dodgers, Superstars and OSD Allstars, not to mention a few "civilians") and lift us for that extra bit of effort, especially in the semi-final. Next year we may try and enter more than one team... you have been warned!

NEIL PRIEST

09 July 1996

Dodgers v OSD

9 July 1996
20 over game
Greenwich

MATCH STATISTICS

No toss - OSD batted first by agreement

OSD All Stars 147-5 (Merv 100 retired, Hillary 1-15, Sharp 2-24)
Dodgers 111-4 (Priest 32*, Matthews 20, Doyle 15, Hillary 14*)

DODGERS LOSE BY 36 RUNS

DODGERS MAN OF THE MATCH - HENRY HILARY

Dodgers two match winning run ended when we were beaten by Merv OSD. All the Dodgers bowlers with the exception of man of the match Henry Hillary, were hammered during a brilliant knock by Merv who retired not out upon reaching his century. Unfortunately, the Dodgers fielding wilted somewhat under the pressure with Merv being dropped at least five times (admittedly some were difficult). Stand in girlie Dodger, the vertically challenged Cianne Brown, fielded well, although she was one of the culprits who dropped Merv (off the easiest chance), only managing to touch the ball with her fingertips. The best fielder was Neil Priest who did some excellent work on the mid wicket boundary, injuring his hand trying to catch Merv.

When Dodgers batted both openers, Peter Harry and John Doyle where bowled by OSD girlie, Tina, who deceived them with the straight ball. Having seen off the deadly Tina, Phil McBarron batted skilfully against the lighting fast J Bushell. Phil McPissedhimself, survived four balls before hiding behind the stumps and being bowled. Injured Neil Priest batted out the rest of the innings supported by excellent innings by the brave Kim 'the cat' Matthews and Henry Hilary.

JOHN ADEY

02 July 1996

Dodgers v BOC

Tuesday, 2 July 1996
Dodgers v BOC
20 over game
Regent's Park

MATCH STATISTICS

Dodgers won the toss (at last!) and elected to field

BOC: 72 all out (P. Brown 41, McBarron 5-15, Adey 2-5, Sharif 1-8)
DODGERS: 73-5 (Doyle 14, Harry 13, Gibson 1-5)

DODGERS WON BY 5 WICKETS

DODGERS MAN OF THE MATCH - PHIL McBARRON

Although the margin of victory was less than last week, the win was no less impressive - and we have now won half our games this year ("veteran" Dodgers players will need to pinch themselves at this point!). It is also the first time Dodgers have won two consecutive games.

Once again we bowled superbly and the hardest job as captain was trying to justify taking anybody off before they had bowled their full allocation of four overs. The pick of the bowling for the second week running was Phil "just imagine what I could do with a new ball..." McBarron who twice had the opportunity of a hat-trick, but the foundations were laid by a another tight opening eight overs from Lynton Sharp and Henry Hilary. Dave Atkinson will be the first to admit that his bowling was not up to his usual high standard - but that is his own silly fault for setting himself such high standards in the earlier games and he still turned in figures that anyone else would have been proud of. John "it doesn’t matter if not everyone bowls four overs - except me!" Adey also impressed with 2 for 5 and debutante Zulfi Sharif showed a great deal of promise with figures of 2.3-0-8-1, and looks like he will keep the opposition batsmen on their toes on the quicker wickets at Chiswick.

The fielding was generally good but for a couple of dropped catches (Atkinson!) and a couple of miss-fields (McBarron!) - but who cares? We won! Kim Matthews also deserves a mention for his efforts behind the stumps - especially when Zulfi fired off three consecutive wides at what can only be described as a fairly rapid pace!

When it came to our batting BOC made a tactical error in holding back their best two bowlers. This allowed openers John Doyle and Peter Harry to effectively win the game inside 10 minutes by taking 30 off the first 3 overs - our best start this season. Although the middle order did its best to throw it away Gerry Gibson was seen off for the cost of only one wicket (Doyle, your umpiring is shite!!!) and some good batting at the death by Phil McBarron and Kim Mathews saw us home as easy victors for the second week running.

We were once again fortunate with the weather (I'm sure the whole team wishes to send out a big "I told you so!" to Dave Sealy and wish him all the best with his injury - a painful lesson in the need to wear a box!) and although the pitch was not the world’s greatest everyone seemed to enjoy another victory - especially the bowlers!

I have thoroughly enjoyed my three games as captain and would like to thank everyone who has played for their efforts, but it is now time to hand over the reins to John Adey for next Tuesday's game against OSD. The attached committee meeting minutes explain all. I just hope I get to bowl four overs next week... (just kidding John).

We have a team entered in the Sportsday six-a-side and we would be grateful if those who we unfortunately can’t squeeze into the side could come along and take the pi.. sorry, I mean cheer us on - not to mention indulge in one or two halves of shandy afterwards...

NEIL PRIEST